Dense does not begin to cover it.

The SNP are whining away about defence cuts in Scotland and the prospect of Scotland getting little of any fresh expansion. Duuh!! If you rattle on about wanting to be independent why would the UK risk any fresh investment in Scotland? The level of military resources in Scotland was at higher levels in the past because the main threat was deemed to come from the North! The SNP have not a clue and are becoming not just a joke but a stupid dangerous liability. Kick them out.

"SNP has got .......... wrong"

Fill in the blank. With what you ask? You choose. You are pretty well certain to be correct. They have little clue about anything which is about what you would expect from this tiny group of third rate people who have mysteriously persuaded many honest Scots to support them. We must recognise that the SNP are not like normal people. They are a motley band of opportunists united in their folly by the fanatastical notion that they know what is good for us and that an Independent Scotland is the core requirement. You and I know all this and we can correct our past errors by kicking them out. As for the blank" fill,it in with "everything".

SNP Simpletons.

They want more power, they want Independence, they want (your) money. They have blustered their way into power and got Westminster to give them more economic power. Here's the painful bit. Scotland has for years been subsidised by the rest of the UK and that is going to end. Guess what? We will all, rich and poor, be worse off. It is no surprise to you and me. But the SNP are not that smart. They are leading us down and down and down. That means you and me. They have not a clue. They want us all to be a sad and dismal as themselves. We can fix this. Kick them out!

Stop Press

It is widely expected that the SNP will make  a major policy announcement in the light of the terrorist attacks in Paris. They have studied the situation carefully and come to a clear policy decision based on their resources, aspirations and current objectives. We are expecting an announcement along the lines of: "In the light of the recent terror attacks and our solemn responsibilities to the Scottish people we are going to pull the duvet further up over our heads. We are confident this will address the issue."

Nothing to report. Bùsiness as usual.

Our dismal junta does its thing. Dragging us down daily to its own desperate depressed destination. Unemployment is rising, incompetence is rewarded, healthcare, education, our universities are all being   damaged by this dismal crew. There is no betterness to be had from them but there is a cure. Vote them out. We have a chance to save our country, make it new, restore its pride and secure its future. Lets do it.

UK Down Scotland Up!

Hoorah!
Alas  - not. We are talking unemployment here and unsurprisingly our incompetent national socialist government are not at the races. They are all over everything that does not concern them but at home are useless. No surprises there. And unpleasant too. Have you seen the SNP leader in Westminster at work? An unpleasant, rude nasty man on first impressions which seem confirmed if you watch him again. Don't put up with this nasty incompetence. Vote them out - for ever!

Puppet first Minister

She must be. Mustn't she?  No real person could day in day out deliver the unending drivel she comes out with.  On every conceivable issue we get the same tired dismal no nothing nonsense.  She is the first minister.  She is the leader of a party with a transformational agenda.  So where is the originality,  where is the vision?  Stuck with depressing banal mouthings which we must suppose are written by her backroom controllers,  unseen,  unelected,  unaccountable,  and ,  for her,  uncontrollable.  Disaster is coming.  Kick them out before it is too late.