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It is widely expected that the SNP will make  a major policy announcement in the light of the terrorist attacks in Paris. They have studied the situation carefully and come to a clear policy decision based on their resources, aspirations and current objectives. We are expecting an announcement along the lines of: "In the light of the recent terror attacks and our solemn responsibilities to the Scottish people we are going to pull the duvet further up over our heads. We are confident this will address the issue."