A Big Boy Did it and Ran Away (with apologies to Christopher Brookmyre)

Our national socialist junta are true to form. Amidst their confused depressed inept incomprehension of the world and its issues they cling to the mantra of like regimes. It is not our fault! It is in a modest way true. It is our fault - for electing this gang of deadbeats. But in fairness we did so because they said they, like Jim would fix it. They didn't and they have no clue. So when anything goes wrong it is not their fault. We can fix it. Put them out of their misery. Kick them out.

Spot the difference?

Fun times to be had in Aberdeen. Major new inward investment from dynamic  international entrepreneur and all that. Remember? Golf course, hotel, regeneration of NE!  First minister at the time over the moon. Photographed with D Trump etc. (Gilt off the gingerbread over a few windmills right enough.) Here's the bit - Trump v Salmond. Loud-mouthed, xenophobic blustering ignorant bullies both. Trump has been outed. Good. Now lets get Salmond - and all the rest of the nationalist rabble - out.  Lets do it.

Dense does not begin to cover it.

The SNP are whining away about defence cuts in Scotland and the prospect of Scotland getting little of any fresh expansion. Duuh!! If you rattle on about wanting to be independent why would the UK risk any fresh investment in Scotland? The level of military resources in Scotland was at higher levels in the past because the main threat was deemed to come from the North! The SNP have not a clue and are becoming not just a joke but a stupid dangerous liability. Kick them out.

"SNP has got .......... wrong"

Fill in the blank. With what you ask? You choose. You are pretty well certain to be correct. They have little clue about anything which is about what you would expect from this tiny group of third rate people who have mysteriously persuaded many honest Scots to support them. We must recognise that the SNP are not like normal people. They are a motley band of opportunists united in their folly by the fanatastical notion that they know what is good for us and that an Independent Scotland is the core requirement. You and I know all this and we can correct our past errors by kicking them out. As for the blank" fill,it in with "everything".

SNP Simpletons.

They want more power, they want Independence, they want (your) money. They have blustered their way into power and got Westminster to give them more economic power. Here's the painful bit. Scotland has for years been subsidised by the rest of the UK and that is going to end. Guess what? We will all, rich and poor, be worse off. It is no surprise to you and me. But the SNP are not that smart. They are leading us down and down and down. That means you and me. They have not a clue. They want us all to be a sad and dismal as themselves. We can fix this. Kick them out!

Stop Press

It is widely expected that the SNP will make  a major policy announcement in the light of the terrorist attacks in Paris. They have studied the situation carefully and come to a clear policy decision based on their resources, aspirations and current objectives. We are expecting an announcement along the lines of: "In the light of the recent terror attacks and our solemn responsibilities to the Scottish people we are going to pull the duvet further up over our heads. We are confident this will address the issue."

Nothing to report. Bùsiness as usual.

Our dismal junta does its thing. Dragging us down daily to its own desperate depressed destination. Unemployment is rising, incompetence is rewarded, healthcare, education, our universities are all being   damaged by this dismal crew. There is no betterness to be had from them but there is a cure. Vote them out. We have a chance to save our country, make it new, restore its pride and secure its future. Lets do it.

UK Down Scotland Up!

Hoorah!
Alas  - not. We are talking unemployment here and unsurprisingly our incompetent national socialist government are not at the races. They are all over everything that does not concern them but at home are useless. No surprises there. And unpleasant too. Have you seen the SNP leader in Westminster at work? An unpleasant, rude nasty man on first impressions which seem confirmed if you watch him again. Don't put up with this nasty incompetence. Vote them out - for ever!

Puppet first Minister

She must be. Mustn't she?  No real person could day in day out deliver the unending drivel she comes out with.  On every conceivable issue we get the same tired dismal no nothing nonsense.  She is the first minister.  She is the leader of a party with a transformational agenda.  So where is the originality,  where is the vision?  Stuck with depressing banal mouthings which we must suppose are written by her backroom controllers,  unseen,  unelected,  unaccountable,  and ,  for her,  uncontrollable.  Disaster is coming.  Kick them out before it is too late.

I had no knowledge

So says our first minister when doubts are cast on the integrity of one of her personally selected MPs. Well she would wouldn't she - to paraphrase the great Mandy Rice Davis. (Look it up - she was a star!). Like all political parties the SNP will have its share of dodgy commodities. The trick is to weed them out before you inflict them on the public. She failed. No surprises there. Failure is all they know. Our dismal national socialist junta staggers from one failure to the next. They need an escape from all this. Lets give them one. Kick them out.

A match made in Heaven?

Our dismal depressed first minister has been cosying up to the Labour party leader one Jeremy Corbyn, a man whose attributes need not detain us since he is never going to have any impact on anything that might affect us. They are well matched - winners in a small way but of course big time - losers. What do they agree about? Not much it seems other than they would like rid of nuclear weapons, those abominations which kept them both safe in their formative years and may yet have a role as deterrents. (Why do we not ram in to that bad driver we saw - because of mutually assured damage - nuclear weapons- same thing -only bigger). Corbyn will never win an election and we can ensure the first minister will never win another. Do it!

Failure

Amidst the first minister's endless wittering about independence we are left wondering when she will get round to dealing with pressing matters over which she has indisputable influence. Her party has been in power in Scotland for many years and under their rule Education and Healthcare have fallen behind acceptable standards. Key staff are leaving in droves in response to her lunatic fantasies and patients, children and students are suffering. We have a great opportunity to put things right come May. Let us make them suffer then put them out of their suffering. Permanently!

Education

Politicians generally do not like education. After all if the electorate were better educated we might want a very different kind of politics. There is a step up however from not liking education to actively damaging it. And yet, yes, you guessed it; our big friendly stupid lazy ignorant SNP government have set about destroying our universities. They may well succeed unless you choose to stop them. Do it!

This is a new dimension.

We have seen how the SNP is afflicted by ignorance,  laziness and stupidity.  Now however things are getting worse .  Scotland's economic  position with or without independence is parlous.  All sensible economic  commentators agree,  pointing to indisputable hard financial facts.  Our SNP government will have none of this and are winding up for further expensive follies.  They are disconnected from reality.  When an individual becomes like this,  behaving irrationally and harbouring delusions there is a single,  ugly,  one word description.  We sadly agree that such a person is psychotic.  And so with governments.  There is a cure which we can not apply to a person but which will work for the SNP.   Put them (and us)  out of their misery. Vote them out.

Its not just me!

I am not the only one who thinks nationalism is dangerous nonsense eating at the hearts of our people and peddled by unscrupulous persons.

Try this from one of our most enlightened writers.

http://www.acgrayling.com/the-last-word-on-nationalism

The SNP is evil and should be sent packing. Lets do it.

Rising Drug Deaths

We note another sad rise in the number of drug related deaths in Scotland. Unsurprisingly this rise has occurred largely since the advent of an SNP government. We can see why. Despair affects us all at times and the prospect of the SNP in charge would make death seem a  less unattractive option for many of us! There is a cure! Kick them out.

Rewriting History

A common delusion in many societies and unsurprisingly the SNP is at it big time. The most recent example is the outpourings of our former first minister. This ridiculous ex Maoist buffoon held a referendum which quite properly he lost. The full horror of what would have happened had he won is becoming clearer daily. Not content to retreat  and repent this ludicrous man is now crying foul on the reporting of his folly and demanding that accounts of the event are rewritten. doubtless he will want a rematch. Tell him where to go!

Navel Gazing

A noted public intellectual has criticised the UK for a predisposition to navel gazing. He may be right. We do seem overly concerned with our own narrow concerns and negligent of many wider issues. Has he been to Scotland recently where navel gazing has been elevated from a fault to a principle of life? Our government is dedicated to nationalism - a despicable creed in any time but monstrously inappropriate in our connected world where co-operation and internationalism are essential. From the SNP we get no sense of this, no intelligence, no ability, no application to leaven their leaden depressed view of life. That their rancorous ideology is currently in favour beggars belief. I am however confident that my countrymen and women will in time  see sense and send this ridiculous rabble packing. Join in!

Its not our fault!

Who said that? The SNP of course. Every hour of every day!  of course if nothing bad is ever their fault then nothing good can be down to them either. Fair's fair! And so it is. We have had this gang of third rate people in power in Scotland for 8 years and they have done nothing but whine about the evils of the UK - that same UK which has subsidised their overgrown county council and kept them in power. Enough is enough. They have to go. Do it!

Luddite Nonsense

Our wonderful SNP government have given further evidence of their stupidity and ignorance. They are seeking to make GM crops illegal. It is presumably a sop to their green chums who left to their own devices would ban agriculture as unnatural - which in a sense it is but hey we would none of us be here without it!. It makes no sense. The most reliable method of discovering how best to confront the future is the method of science - observation, thought, experiment and on and on. This process has given us GM crops for good reasons. They are an answer to many of the most pressing problems facing mankind and they merit further study both as to development and deployment. Decision  making is not easy and thus well beyond the luminaries of the SNP - they after all think independence will improve life! GM crops are here to stay and for the better and the SNP will in time have to suck it up. Meantime - people will suffer.
(We must also note that much of the opposition to GM crops is an ill concealed aspect of rampant anti-Americanism and thus this fits well with the aims of  a nationalist, xenophobic rabble such as the SNP)

Is it because they are Republicans?

A fair proportion of the SNP are republicans. (More than we might suppose but keeping quiet for the time being.) They would in their socialist paradise of an independent Scotland have no truck with the queen and royalty of any sort. (We might get President Alex in stead!). That's bizarre but not totally  crazy. There must be the odd well functioning republic here and there - though not I fancy a cold impoverished enclave of around only 5 million stuck on the edge of a large continent.
More pressingly however the SNP has come to resemble "The" Republicans  - in the USA. Like them the SNP has given up on politics, and is in denial of the basic facts of existing (under them we couldn't call it living). They are as we have seen now an irrational religion peddling extreme nonsense to the public in pursuit of objectives which they themselves do not understand or agree about. People will vote for the republicans in USA as they vote for the SNP. Their lives are troubled, a sensible way out is complex, hard and slow a'coming and here are politicians telling them how they can solve their problems in a few simple steps. Religions have been doing this (a lot better) since the beginnings of human life and it is as fraudulent from the SNP as from anyone else. Give them the heave.

Desperate Citizens.

Human trafficking is a curse on our world. Unscrupulous people exploiting vulnerable folks who are in desperate situations. They promise relief from their problems, an answer to their difficulties. The traffickers of course know that few if any of their victims will reach their objective. Does this remind you of anything? Think about it. What is going on here? We have here a political party, turned itself into a religion and cynically promising disadvantaged people answers to their problems which they know they cannot deliver - and for what? A deranged fantastic notion that a small impoverished region with a population similar to an English county will be a prosperous independent country. They wish! But the poorest suffer. And they know it. Lets fix this. We can!

Characteristic Error

Nice contrast on today's news. David Cameron off to expanding economies in SE Asia to boost British trade etc. Scotland's first minister in contrast off in her usual sad manner to China whose stock market today fell 8% in one day! Says it all. Losers! Get them out before they do serious damage. They are destroying my country bit by bit but there is still time.

Who is Actually in Charge?

We see the first minister doing her daily dirgeful dissertation. She continues to be dim dismal and depressed. She clearly is not in charge, so who is? The cohort of ministers are an uninspiring bunch. You would not want key services being influenced by any of them. So perhaps it is a relief to imagine unseen if unelected hands on the wheel. And perhaps not. This government is frightening and the notion that it is being driven by unseen back-room beings is frankly terrifying. We need to rid ourself of this rabble which has come among us, regain our self respect and get them out!

The Athens of the North

There was a time when Edinburgh was affectionately known across the world as the Athens of the North in tribute to its astounding contributions to learning in all its forms and in comparison to the great days of the classical world. The SNP would of course not wish to be reminded of this, a model of everything to which they are opposed. Yet we will still have Edinburgh as the Athens of the North 2015 style if they have their wretched way. Bankruptcy, poverty, despair on an unprecedented scale has been the fate of the Greeks and awaits us if this miserable rabble stay in power much longer. They have made a start - the health service is failing, after years in charge they have done nothing to develop the service and anticipate future needs. Education is a poor imitation of what 21st century life requires and they are overspending like drunken sailors. All we get is their tired religion of independence as the answer to all our problems endlessly repeated and backed up by their thugs on the street. We are getting to have no go areas in our cities.

What's up Doc?

The answer is  -  the game's up.
Scotland has always produced more medical graduates than needed to staff the Scottish service. Many of these graduates of course came from outside Scotland yet some did stay  and serve the Scottish patients. Now we are short of doctors even though we still produce as many graduates. Why? Well you don't need me to point out that our SNP government and its wacky ambitions are driving people out of the country and stopping them coming in. Get used to it You ain't seen nothing yet. It will get worse, much worse and it may never get any better. Unless - you and folk like you kick these SNP deadbeats out. Do it!

Its all Greek to me.

They have definitely lost it. They have not an iota of sense among them. They do not live in the real world. They want to spend and borrow till we are like Greece. And they will likely succeed  - unless  we stop them. Brandishing their vitriolic nationalism is no excuse for their systematic disregard for the welfare of the people who elected them. We saw how a similar rabble in Greece has taken the country further down into debt and misery and that it seems is the objective of the SNP. The worse things are, they believe, the more likely we will be to adopt their perfervid imaginings as policy. Lenin had the same view and we saw where that led. They are no friends to the disadvantaged. There are entirely rational ways to improve the lot of the underprivileged but that is not their objective. Let them twitter forever but let us kick them out.

Will She Blink?

The Chief constable of the SNP's national socialist police force is under pressure to resign following two possibly preventable deaths attributed to police failings. Our leader is supportive  - for now! It is of course her police force and she has not sacrificed her chief constable - yet! Let us see where it goes. A dismal depressive person such as our first minister can however be relied on to lay down her friends for her life. Lets watch the fun by all means but putting her out of office would put her out of her misery and do everyone a favour.

Failure Error Despair

The SNP continue their downward spiral. Their economics are beyond incredible. They rush around telling themselves how wonderful it would be if only we were independent for they themselves recognise the truth and have to tell each other a story to keep their boat afloat. They are misleading us and deluding themselves. All this stems for ineptitude and error. They do not have in their camp a cohort of folks with ability, application and  intelligence enough to recognise their own predicament. They are also  lazy.  Thus they demonstrate the great trinity of modern life. Persons in high office who are Ignorant, Stupid and Indolent. All this breeds despair typified by their leader , seen again in public yesterday with her habitual dismal demeanour. The end is nigh and they sense we are on to them. May 2016  is coming - let us make sure they are going. Let the best of Scots oust the worst.

The banality of evil.

This phrase was first used by Hannah Arendt having watched the trial of Adolf Eichman a high ranking Nazi who had escaped justice for many years after 1945. Evil is done not only by evil people but by simply stolid banal people. And thus our own home grown national socialists. They trundle around the country uttering banal platitudes on any topic under the sun and all the while doing evil. There is no vision, no purpose, no bright future in view among their empty droning. Today they have set out to apologise not for the actions of their thugs but on behalf of their thugs. All nationalists are of course evil  but how bold of the  SNP at this stage to appear to  go out of its way to somehow excuse the doings it itself has inspired and condioned. As they rush headlong to be like Greece let us remember where they are bound.

The Wheels are off the Wagon

The SNP stagger from one crisis to the next. Their economics are akin to those of Greece  - spend spend spend and plan for an EU bailout. Their record in government is being unpicked, talent is fleeing the country and outside talent is reluctant to come in. The whole sorry saga is made visible when we see the assembled cohort of SNP MPs in Westminster. There they sit, leaden, dim, depressed and depressing with not a sliver of ability nor even of humour about them. They look like a well trained orchestra following their leader who looks like a real nasty - corpulent, sullen, aggressive humourless and stupid. You know what to do to cure this. Lets do it.

An SNP MP

Great trumpeting the other day about one of the SNPs new MPs! Youngest MP in parliament since forever. She graduated with a first class honours degree from Glasgow University! Well done! However - get this! She is on record as first being interested in politics in the recent mercifully defeated referendum campaign. Many were - so what's the point?  The point is that her degree is in politics which she would have been studying for 3 years at the time of the referendum - a subject she had yet to become interested in! So what does that tell us? Go figure as they say.
(She is also on record as spending her salary by taking her friends to McDonalds! - trashy - on so many levels.)
Confusion , ignorance  and stupidity  the hallmarks of the SNP!
My little country breeds better and deserves better than this national socialist  rabble. Lets kick them out.

Blame St Andrew?

It must be St Andrew's fault. Scotland shares its patron saint with Greece. Apparently we share many other features. We both have a national socialist government which is alarmingly overspent, in denial and misleading the public. The leaders of both governments are behaving like the spoilt children they assuredly are. There is one important difference. The Greeks are stuffed. We still have a choice. Lets make it.

Up up and away!

Not Superman but our national socialist government. Unemployment up,  road deaths up and away with reason,  hope and optimism.  As the late John Lawrie used to say "we're all doomed! "  The smart ones are leaving and more will join.  I hope the SNP observe what is happening to Greece.  If they have their evil way with us it will happen here.