A Big Boy Did it and Ran Away (with apologies to Christopher Brookmyre)

Our national socialist junta are true to form. Amidst their confused depressed inept incomprehension of the world and its issues they cling to the mantra of like regimes. It is not our fault! It is in a modest way true. It is our fault - for electing this gang of deadbeats. But in fairness we did so because they said they, like Jim would fix it. They didn't and they have no clue. So when anything goes wrong it is not their fault. We can fix it. Put them out of their misery. Kick them out.

Spot the difference?

Fun times to be had in Aberdeen. Major new inward investment from dynamic  international entrepreneur and all that. Remember? Golf course, hotel, regeneration of NE!  First minister at the time over the moon. Photographed with D Trump etc. (Gilt off the gingerbread over a few windmills right enough.) Here's the bit - Trump v Salmond. Loud-mouthed, xenophobic blustering ignorant bullies both. Trump has been outed. Good. Now lets get Salmond - and all the rest of the nationalist rabble - out.  Lets do it.